Qualifications to be President

1. You must have had a passport for at least 15 year and it must be stamped with other countries.
   
2. you must read newspapers or news websites.  The Onion and Fox News do not count (they are both entertainment not news)
3. you should have to take a geography test
4. you must accept that just as smoking causes cancer - carbon emissions cause global warming
5. you must believe in evolution (if you are going to teach un-intelligent design in schools then we must also teach the cybernetic inevitable)
6. You must be smarter then me (not asking a lot here)
7. You must be in between the ages of 35-65
8. You must like dogs.  (I do not trust anyone who does not like dogs.  They are hiding something)

I will come up with more